I’m doing fucking great. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.
Every year I choose four students to come work for me. But because our workload has grown, I decided to hire one more of you.
If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual